This is my tribute to the Sideshow.
I apologise if I missed any regulars.. This was all done in about 15 minutes..

The Sideshow Eulogy

My favourite guys are gone.
Tripod; Gatesy Scod and Yon.

The Umbies, Dave and Shane.
I will never see you again.

Cameron and the Bearded Ladies,
Your songs are like the seven seas.

The Threatening Bears,
My favourite pair.

Flacco, your jokes, your laughs,
It will be tough to see you pass.

My favourite gal, Claire,
You're just as bad as those bears.

And Paul...
Without you this show would fall.

But it's too late,
It's gone.
Its met its fate.
What went wrong?

No more laughter, just the tears.
As the end comes closer, as it nears.
I cry my tears, I shake my fist,
At the ABC, those stupid gits.

The end is nigh, we knew that was true.
I just didn't think it would be so soon.

Away they go, my tears run free,
At what the Sideshow's done for me.

I see them turn, I see its back.
It's too late. It's gone.

It won't come back.